Hey! How's that procrastination adrenaline rush going? Have you ever felt so alive?!*
Listen, we appreciate you and your life, living on the edge, as you are.
But let's talk reality - space/time physical reality!
PROCRASTINATOR'S CHEAT SHEET
For getting your package to arrive by Dec.25,
if that matters to you
Can I order by....?
A perfectly acceptable order date, your coffee is likely to arrive on time. OR JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND ORDER RIGHT NOW?!
Friday - Sunday 12/18-19
Well, risk factor is steadily rising. It's the weekend! Mail system on weekends, who knows. Might work?
This is not totally a guaranteed FAIL. We here at RoosRoast are fast. It's just...other variables? Weather, lost mail, unpredictability of the stock market. Again, we ask: why?
Ooh, you like to ride it right up to the edge!! Probably not?...JUST DON'T!! Why do you do this to yourself? EVERY?! YEAR? Gift cards ?
Well, at this point you're on your own. It's your business and we're not going to harangue or judge you, we will just do what we can.
Just know that we will be on holiday on the 12/25-12/26. That brings us to...